Okay, someone tell me just what rabbites have to do with eggs, and colorful eggs at that. This is just another one of them conspiuracy holidays. You've seen all the propogands - rabbits, doves, hidden eggs... it's slight of hand people! They pull the rabbit out of the hat and while you are cooing about the cute bunny they slip a egg into hiding in your house somewhere and thre years larer you find it, touch it and BAM rotted egg everywhere. And all the while they are laughing they are making you buy chocolate souvenier bunnies that will loose their ears by day's end and telling you that if you REALLY love your kid you would get the BIGGER basket - no the bigger one. the BIGGER one you dolt, no,no,no,no YES! that one!!! Now, buy all this, I know it comes with things in it but you love your kids, right? So add more!! Make it a HUGE basket!! Humoungous, gargantuan!!!!
Poultry farmers and dentists and candy makers and card sellers, and basket makers - does this conspiracy have an end?
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