THE SHOCKING TRUTH REVEALED

It was revealed by unnamed sources today that Ted Murphy, founder of the quickly growing self service advertising network PayPerPost.com, has been in long standing collaboration with top Area 51 officials.

The story, which has since rocked the Blogosphere to its foundations, is that Murphy negotiated a secret deal with Area 51 officials early in 2006 to develop a program that would be released over the Internet in June 2006. This program, which targets Bloggers, has many-layered levels of nefarious uses which top officials refuse to comment on.

Top Secret papers, held by secretive sources fearing for their safety, reveal that the program is based on programs found in alien technology recovered from the 1897 crash in Aurora Texas.

The program is designed to control the response of Bloggers to certain stimuli, delivered in the form of Internet marketing ads which include a 1 pixel by 1 pixel image that is required to be placed within each blog posting. These images, which are activated during the required approval process, send out small flickers of information that while imperceptible to the naked eye can sometimes be noted by people with red-blue colorblindness. While the pixel image is apparently only a tracking device, it seems to serve the secondary purpose of stimulating a subconscious desire in others reading the Blogs displaying the ads to join PayPerPost.com. Once a Blogger has joined the site they are driven to post ads on blogs with a trained response backed by the payment of cash which is held for one month to assure proper exposure of the pixel images. The preliminary purpose of this experiment is speculated to be to enable the officials of Area 51 to use sites similar to PayPerPost.com to control what Bloggers post and thereby use them as a silent and unwitting force in the cover-up of UFO sightings and to help silence what is really going on at Area 51.

According to the documents that sources revealed, the keystone of the ultimate scheme lies in the new 2005 and later computers which have integrated circuits etched out in the malleable foil used in the design of alien computer circuitry, large sheets of which were recovered from the Roswell crash site.

After years of extensive testing in U.S. currency under the guise of security strips, during which it was exposed to extremes ranging from secret nuclear testing and spontaneous human combustion, the true use of this metal has been uncovered and is being implemented by the officials of Area 51 with the help of Ted Murphy. When the circuitry created using this metal is exposed to the impulses of the 1x1 pixel image, it results in a resonance which, when enough Bloggers have joined the PayPerPost.com network, will send out impulses on a global scale to space to communicate directly with the aliens discovered by SETI on a supersonic antenna of global scope.