Signs you spend too much time at your desk

I got this in the e-mail, I am highly amused by the fact that the person that sent it to me (one of my brothers) is also my hosting provider for my websites... perhaps an indication that he has noticed just how much time I spend working on my blogs and websites? Could be. I have no idea where he got this from, I assume it is one of those bulk fwd things that circulates around in email.


Number 10:
“Exercise” has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your eyes on distant objects.

Number 9:
Strange discolorations have appeared where your arms rest on your chair and desk.

Number 8:
Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you.

Number 7:
You have RSI in BOTH arms.

Number 6:
You spend more hours in your desk chair than not - this has resulted in a posture that resembles early humans.

Number 5:
When you’ve finished a long day of work you: listen to WholeWheatRadio on your computer, play DF2 or read your favourite blogs.

Number 4:
You fear taking a day off because you might fall behind with your list of daily RSS reads.

Number 3:
You wake up in the night from dreams where you were using your computer to do the same tasks you do when you are awake.

Number 2:
After switching desktop backgrounds, you have been heard to remark “A change is as good as a holiday” … no, no it isn’t.

…. And the number one sign you need to spend more time away from your desk:
You no longer like meals that require both a knife and fork because then you can’t use your mouse while eating!