Poor Lappy can't take it any more

This is going to drive me insane. I have been waiting for a website, not even a graphics intensive one, to load for the past 5 minutes. On average even websites I visit often take me a full minute or more to download.

I need DSL and a computer that has more guts to it than my poor fried out laptop. The poor thing keeps commiting suicide because it overheats and last night I had to wait for 20 minutes for it to figure out what I had asked it to do for me.

Poor little thing is an older model now and while it's doing the best it can, I know it's contemplating stopping all together. Think a lot of it has to do with the soda pop that no one spilled on the keyboard. Or at least that no one admits to having spilled there.