Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Zombies

There has been a horrible event occurring world wide today that has the whole blogosphere murmuring. If you are reading this it means that the zombies have reached Alaska.

I watch out the window, fearful of the setting of the sun. It is 10 pm now, so the sun is low on the western horizon. I fear the hordes of zombies will be here any moment. Please, if you are still out there. Bar your doors and hide out in the most secure room in your home.

I have no idea what happened, how this plague of the dead began, but they are moving through the streets attacking the living and leaving silence and destruction in their wake. I fear for those I have not heard from for hours living on the East coast.. at least.. I hope they are still living. I first heard about the plague from a friend in California that sent me to this blog and ... wait... I heard something... I'll be back in a one moment...

Okay, I think it was just a cat. Stupid cats. Damn, that was scary for a moment. I have myself locked inside where it should be safe, but the zombies have risen up and they are... OMG!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!..................

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