Distractions for the past few days, back to work now I hope

I have been distracted for the past few days by some things that are going on, which I will get into when I have more time to explain them, but let me just say that I have had my poor little mind tainted by things I had never thought to actually see someone saying they wanted to be doing. =-O I've heard the smart aleck comment of beating someone with a rubber hose, but this is the first time that I have ever seen someone advertising ASKING for a partner to beat them with a rubber hose - and a guy that is involved in teaching children no less! I'll explain this later, right now, I want to get back to work so I can bleach some of what I have read the past few days outta my brain.